No new Frigidaire for Momma / No toy train for brother Jim / Daddy’s drinking up our Christmas / Dunno what’s gonna become of him
If anyone reading this does happen to be starting off on their first Christmas with a new Significant Other, can I suggest that you don’t buy them a new Fridge as a gift. Really, It’s a very bad idea. A Meat Slicer is a much better present. Thank me later.